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Chattering teeth and numb feet begone!
Nothing makes you feel warm and fuzzy on the inside like stuff that's warm and fuzzy on the outside. And since the most wonderful time of the year is also the most freezing time of the year (for a lot of us, at least), this heated swag will set those on your list up for the coziest winter yet. They say, "Hey, I care about you and your cold winter heart." That's true love right there.
This goes-with-everything scarf will be your new best friend! It's got a heating pad inside to keep you extra toasty while frolicking out in winter wonderland. Also, if you have neck pain (literally, who doesn't?) this baby can also help relax all that tension. OH! It also has pockets.
Keep your ears and your entire head warm while you snowboard, ski, skate, or literally just walking outside to get the mail (@ me, polar vortex). It's also got a rechargeable battery that lasts for hours and three heat presets to suit your vibe.
The Mercedes-Benz of toilet seats is here with four different heat settings to please your royal butt. AND there's a nightlight that illuminates the bowl for any late-night trips to the bathroom, which maybe interests you? Idk guys, it's just cool, okay?
Finally, a solution to your dad's insane thermostat settings. (65 degrees is not warm, dude!) Set these thermal pants anywhere from 40 to 60 degrees and remain calm as your fam explains for the 1,000th time that the heating bill last Christmas was bananas. They're even slim enough to layer under non-boring heated pants.
There's no worse feeling than climbing into your bed at night to escape the chill that has manifested into the core of your being, only to find that it is f*cking freezing. If you're familiar with this traumatic experience, then a cozy heated blanket with 10 temperature settings and a 10-hour automatic off function is totally life-changing.
Heated blankets = love of my life, but sometimes a heated blanket simply isn't enough. This heated mattress pad will take your plain old "warm and cozy" to an entirely new level. It has 8 different temperature settings-- I just love a product with range-- as well as 4 different timing functions: 1 hour, 2 hours, 10 hours, and constant heat. So whether you just want a little heat while you're lounging in bed binging some shows, or you wanna stay warm throughout the night, this mattress pad has you covered.
IDK why this happens, but somehow office buildings get even COLDER in the winter. If this is true with yours, then a mousepad that warms your hand while you work is a must. It connects conveniently to your computer's USB port, so clicking around on the internet has never been so cozy.
If one look out of your ice-encrusted window drains all motivation to leave your apartment, a water- and wind-resistant jacket that also happens to have heated panels will make venturing outdoors more bearable. It has three settings, lasts up to 10 hours, and also has a built-in USB port for charging capabilities.
Ah, the fond memories of getting into your car in the morning only to find that the temperature inside is the same as it was outside. But an electric car blanket is a definite game-changer; just plug this baby into the 12-volt port and it'll warm you up SO fast. Also, the long cable means it can even extend to the backseat.
If you're truly wondering how your hands are even functioning in the cold, then get yourself gloves that will cure your icicle fingers. This pair connects to any USB port and features double-sided heating; plus, you can flip the cover down for a fingerless style or up to experience the full effect.
Cold draft in the office? Slide your hands into a pair of adorable toast warmers that plug right into the USB port of your computer. They take less than a minute to warm up so you won't shiver at your desk. They're functional and also just so dang cute to look at.
As someone who has ice blocks for feet, I may not have frostbite but it sometimes feels like it. If you can seriously relate, you'll never want to go anywhere without an electric footpad. The plush flannel material keeps the cozy temps trapped inside, while the automatic-off feature prevents your feet from breaking a sweat. Also, its 10-foot wire means it can reach any outlet with ease.
So you've finally taken the plunge and invested in a solid pair of winter boots, only to find out they're not insulted at all. That's where these socks come in. They extend past the ankle for more coverage and so they can hold the battery in a handy pocket, while the padded heel and toe make them perfect for long wear. This pair activates in 30 seconds with three various levels and are also moisture-wicking so your feet are kept oh-so toasty and dry.
Love yourself some functional technology? Then this portable device is totally for you. You'll love holding onto this all day thanks to the smooth texture, and in addition to its heating function, it'll be so convenient if your phone tends to die from prolonged exposure to extreme cold.
The best part about winter jackets are the lining you'll often find in the pockets, but sometimes even that isn't enough. These miracle-workers are activated simply by being exposed to air and offer 18 hours of heat. Slip them into your pockets and it'll feel like putting your hands up to a glorious campfire.
Quick reminder that pets can get cold too! If your apartment's radiators don't do a lot to keep chilly weather at bay, a toasty bed for your pet will become their favorite piece of furniture. The foam walls and fleece fabric will keep them comfy, while it warms to a whole 10-15 degrees above the the surrounding air temp.